Sometimes this is all you need…
swift: Oh you like calling me a snake well yeah guess what i am one and my new album is called reputation because all you people do is bash my reputation and now im dark and grungey instead of your happy pop star. all your fake stories is hurtful and saddening
everyone:

I’m sorry, the old Allie can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh… ‘cause she’s dead

man i love taquitos and guacamole
Or a bag of weed and two blunts.
no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh